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WANTED BY THE AUTHORITIES

The grooming goods they tried to seize.

Barber-made. Small-batch. Vegan. Cruelty-free.

Crafted in the back room of The Speakeasy Barber and distributed by members of the Moo-fia since 1933.

No corporate laboratories.

No focus groups.

No nonsense.

Just proper grooming products made by a barber who uses them every day.

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THE MANE EVENT

Three products. One mission. Keep your hair looking criminally good.

🐮 STUD MUD
Strong hold. Matte finish.
Built for texture, volume and styles that stay put

🐮 MILKY POMADE
Flexible hold. Natural shine.
For slicker styles and effortless control.

🐮 FUDGE PACKER
Medium hold. Natural movement.
The everyday choice for hair that refuses to be herded.

Made in small batches and used daily in a real barbershop.

 

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  • FEDERAL CASE FILE #1933 ORIGIN OF THE OPERATION

    Cow Lick wasn’t created in a laboratory.

    It wasn’t designed by a marketing agency.

    And it certainly wasn’t dreamed up in a corporate boardroom.

    Every product started life inside The Speakeasy Barber, where real customers, real hair and real experience shaped every formula.

    Barber-made. Small-batch. Vegan. Cruelty-free.

    Tested daily in the chair before it ever reached a shelf.

    Because great grooming shouldn’t come from a factory.

    It should come from somebody who actually uses it.

    STATUS: Still At Large.

    VISIT HEADQUARTERS 

HEADQUARTERS OF THE OPERATION.

The Speakeasy Barber.

77 Victoria Road East

Thornton-Cleveleys

FY5 5BU

Where Formulars are tested.

Where rumours began.

Where members still gather.

SECURE YOUR CHAIR

THE UNDERCOVER AGENT Udder Armer De-Udderant

Keeps a low profile.

Neutralises unwanted attention.

Protects all day without aluminium, nonsense, or suspicious chemicals.

GO UNDERCOVER

THE INFORMANT

Moo-Stache Wax

Keeps every hair in line.

Strong hold. No squealing.

For moustaches Carrying classified information.

WAX THE STACHE

THE EVIDENCE LOCKER

Confiscated by the authorities. Returned by popular demand.

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